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>> 1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got
>> canned. I couldn't concentrate.
>>
>> 2. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't
>> hack it, so they gave me the axe.
>>
>> 3. After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it
>> - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
>>
>> 4. Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too
>> exhausting.
>>
>> 5. Then, I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to
>> my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
>>
>> 6. I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't
>> cut the mustard.
>>
>> 7. My best job was a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
>> noteworthy.
>>
>> 8. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any
>> patience.
>>
>> 9. Next, was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.
>>
>> 10. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't
>> live on my net income.
>>
>> 11. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance
>> company, but the work was just too draining.
>>
>> 12. So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't
>> fit for the job.
>>
>> 13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a
>> job as a historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
>>
>> 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it
>> was always the same old grind.
>>
>> 15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!